whoever created chinese food is my hero
probably the chinese
Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.
selcas with taekaihun
Grimes, Pitchfork 2014.
okay, I’ll go back to lilac now
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD
MY GREAT AUNT FRIENDED SOMEONE WITH THE SMAE NAME AS ME ON FACEBOOK THINKING IT WAS ME
the girld idnt even question it ic ant breathe
what if the bottom scroll on cnn read like how black people talked
“shiiiiet bih……..its a nigga in oklahoma dat got ran over by a truck………..”
“gotdamn bout 3 kids missin in florida…….my uncle used to stay up there”
“a nigga in chicago got his ass stomped out….nigga had a cream suit on lls”
“Newt ‘n nem still trippin bout the unemployment rate, tombout Obama failing”
“3 climbers found dead at the base of everest. ion kno who da fuck dey thought dey was….”
WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM, by Stanley Lau.
how do japanese chihuahuas say hello