nosdrinker:

almondmilkpapi:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration

he disintegrated

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drakefanclub:

uglyplastic:

Photo courtesy: Phoenix County Sheriff’s Office, Arizona
Charge(s): Possession of marijuana

OMG

drakefanclub:

uglyplastic:

Photo courtesy: Phoenix County Sheriff’s Office, Arizona

Charge(s): Possession of marijuana

OMG

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buzzfeed:

*deep sigh of contentment*

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be-my-nephilim:

trustedwings:

rev0lutionary-sleeper:

What

Wat

WHAAAT

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unit03:

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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"your meat is huge and you look good as hell"

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stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

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Anonymous asked: Did you graduate college?

imsoshive:

Why? You hiring?

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itschel-uh-see-deactivated20140 asked: You're an ex fat boy and got the nerve to be choosing on here lmao nigga you are a four but want a girl that's at least an 8

tsunamiwavesurfing:

titytwochainz:

  1. You either forgot to click anon or some lame nigga made you his woman crush Wednesday and you feeling ya self. Either way, you got me fucked up.
  2. How is being an ex fat boy even an insult? “You the type to live healthier and lose weight ass nigga” You sound dumber than you look.
  3. Whenever somebody call me ugly, my first reaction is to see what they look like. Only, like most ugly people, no tagged/me all you have to go by is this Avi. This dusty ass blank South Pole ass baseball jersey and that tight ass TJ Maxx polo cap you goofy ass Lil Bill dressed ass bitch.
  4. I even looked in ya archive. Nothing but basic bitch posts that you reblogged from other basic bitches. Every post you’ve ever conceived has 0-10 notes, you can’t even manage 11. Now I know notes ain’t everything, but when you look at it as I have pictures, of me, as in my face, with more notes than everything on this site that you are responsible for, that’s crazy. I mean, those come directly from your brain, you telling me, you can’t muster up enough IQ to get more notes than the face of a ex fat nigga who is a 4 in the face? That tight ass clearance cap cutting off ya the blood to ya brain. 
  5. Wait I found a picture of, guess how many notes you got. Yep. Zero

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Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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chri555ybaby:

so sanrio has been releasing short cartoons of this character that is literally a lethargic egg yolk and i am in love

(Source: twitter.com, via unit03)

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